Hate to Love it

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

penishole:

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful


I will be able to write this this beautifully one day.

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Source: grandmabread)

bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 
lyriciss:

ohitsjustgreg:

revitiligo:

omgsexgod:

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

Smh

Are you serious?

America The Beautiful………..

This shit is out of hand.

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality)

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

math teacher: to find the missing side of a right triangle you use pythagorean theorem
me: Haha and then what??;)

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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advanced-penguins:

 the process of reading

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay)

stevasbeavus:

I must try this